How to answer a W4M ad

Hey, guys- when in doubt, use the following handy formula:

1. Question the veracity of the ad: u r a dood, rite? This shows that you are not just a gullible sheep.


2. Detail some of the many sexual/scatalogical things you'd like to do to the poster. This shows her your romantic side.


3. Mention a few requirements you have of her, to indicate that you have high standards: u better not b a fattie, and no mosquito bite titties


4. Complain extensively about your former girlfriends. This will indicate:
   1. You have experience in the realm of dating, and
   2. The end of the relationship is not to be blamed on you.


5. The real clincher, the thing that will seal the deal: Include a picture of your penis. (It is acceptable to use a picture of somebody else's penis if yours is disappointing or if you are currently suffering a herpes outbreak.) Believe me, no woman can resist a big, hard cock!